Funny Friendship Poems (Appreciate that Special Friend of Yours)
Do you ever have that one friend where you know you can just kick back, relax, and be yourself? Maybe one of the reasons as to why is because they could be great at making you laugh and overall, just be a fun friend.
Funny Friendship Poems
Funny Friendship Poems show that friendship can be very rewarding for both. Hanging out with a friend who makes you laugh is a great way to have some fun. Writing about that funny friend might even make the relationship a better one.
Funny Friendship Poems is a collection for those friends in your life that makes you smile or laugh extra hard. They deserve to be appreciated!
1. Best Friends
I promise to love you
When your jokes are not funny.
I promise to love you
When you have no money.I promise to love you
When you’re sick and all snotty.
I promise to love you
When you’re angry and grotty.I promise to love you
When you’re drunk and unruly.
I promise to love you
When you’re hung over and drooly.And I promise to love you
When you drive me ’round the bend.
I promise to love you
Because you are my best friend!– Poem by Alex
2. The Cake Of Friendship
Preheat the oven of love
With plenty of secrets and hugs.
Mix in giggles and laughs
That make your sides split in half.Bake with the love and care
And all the things you both should share.Decorate with the frosting of trust;
This is really a must.Enjoy the cake; do not eat it fast.
Just like your new friendship, make it last.– Poem by Michelle Flores
3. Poem For A Friend
If I could write a poem,
I would write it just for you.
But I cannot write a poem,
So what am I to do?If I could write a poem,
I would tell you lots of things,
Of love and happiness
and the joy your friendship brings.But I cannot write a poem,
So you will never know
Just how much I love you,
And now I have to go!– Poem by Maurice Boland
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4. Golf Chat
Three old men on the golf course,
(Each had trouble hearing well)
Were playing a round on a breezy day,
When one blew over and fell.“Windy, isn’t it?” said one of them,
While helping the other to rise.
“No, it’s Thursday,” said the second man.
And they walked off to exercise.The third man had listened intently;
Now he chimed in, with good cheer;
As he followed the others, he called out,
“So am I. Let’s have a beer!”– Poem By Joanna Fuchs
5. Funny Friendship Poem
Friend
You and I are friends
You laugh, I laugh
You cry, I cryYou scream, I scream
You run, I run
You jump, I jumpYou jump off a
bridge, I’m going to
miss you buddy 🙂-Poem by Muhammad Raza Master
6. Thank God For Plumbers
Two old friends met on the street,
Hadn’t talked in many a year;
“How’s your family?” asked this dear old friend,
“I’d really like to hear.”“George has a Master’s in literature,”
The other said, with pride,
“And Mary’s a grad in modern art,
Her career she has yet to decide.”“And How’s Willy,” the first friend kindly asked,
While the other displayed defeat;
“Oh, Willy’s a plumber,” she sighed, hanging her head,
“But without him, we’d be out on the street.”– Poem By Joanna Fuchs
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7. You’d Always Be There
You are the friend, I could always count on.
Without looking hard, you’d always be there.Through struggles and fights, some from you and of mine.
No matter the issue, you’d always be there.I don’t think I thanked you, or appreciated your pursue.
Even if I didn’t want you, you’d always be there.So now that I look back, and am thankful for you,
I hope you know I’m glad, you’d always be there.– Poem by Catherine Pulsifer
8. God Make Me Worthy
It is my joy in life to find
At every turn of the road,
The strong arm of a comrade kind,
To help me with my load.And since I have no gold to give
And love alone must make amends,
My only prayer is while I live
“God make me worthy of my friends!”– Poem by Anon
9. Success
I hold no dream of fortune vast,
Nor seek undying fame.
I do not ask when life is past
That many know my name.I may not own the skill to rise
To glory’s topmost height,
Nor win a place among the wise,
But I can keep the right.And I can live my life on earth
Contented to the end,
If but a few shall know my worth
And proudly call me friend.– Poem by Edgar A. Guest
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10. O, My Friend
O, my friend,
What fitting word can I say?
You, my chum,
My companion of infinite talks,
My guide,
Through whom I saw myself at best;
You, the light of this western country.
You, a great richness.
A glory,
A charm,
Product and treasure of these States.
– Poem by Edgar Lee Masters
11. The Scare
“My Period is late! Oh, no!”
That is what you say.
Simple friends will be worried,
Maybe for a day.But as for me, my best friend,
This is something I can not endure.
I come over every single day,
And check your bathroom trash until I’m sure.Day four rolls by,
After the scare.
Empty tampon wrappers! What a relief.
That’s how you know I REALLY care!– Poem by Lindsey Staymates
12. We Need Each Other
To see you upset and wanting to cry
makes me wanna die.
now I have to be there for you.
If I were a bee, you’d be the honey.
I’m the grass and you’re the bunny.
I need you and you need me.
When I don’t see you,
my heart is good.
When my heart breaks,
you’re the glue
that fixes the damage.
When I’m with you I’m on the edge,
the edge of glory.
You’re the key to my joy.
If somebody treats you like a toy,
I’d help you,
and you’d help me.
We’ll be friends
till the end
by Abby Curtis
13. Friendship Limerick
If a person would have several friends,
here’s the thing upon which it depends;
are you willing to share
when there isn’t much there
and burn up your day from both ends.
By Steve Mckee
14. Best Friends Are Angels, That God Sent Along
If someone asked what’s a best friend?
I’d have to say someone who’s there ’til the bitter end,
someone who listens when times get hard,
someone who’ll tell you your fella’s a jerk.
They’ll always arrive in the nick of time
with chocolate and vodka
and a feel better line like, “You’re too good for him anyway,”
because best friends are angels that God sent along.
She’ll tell you you’re stunning when you’re looking fab
but will call you a hippo when you’re flashing your flab.
She’ll stand by your side and love all your kids.
She’ll be your chief bridesmaid when you get married.
When you make the wrong choice
and she knew how it’d go,
she’ll give you a cuddle and never say, “Told you so,”
so this is for you, my best friend in the world.
You’re my rock,
you’re my sanity.
Couldn’t have wished for a better girl
by Ailsa
15. Friendz
Opposites
I say yes and you say no
I say bye and you say hello
Butterfly’s fly and penguins swim
Professionals lie and adventures go on whim
If you go up I go down
An emo to a happy clown
Girlie girls pink and fat ones brown
Smiles right side up and frowns up side down
A rainbow to a black plain thing
A monotone to an opera sing
A rainy cloud to a sunny day
Bright colors and something gray
A beginning to an ending
A broken heart and then something mending
By Kayla Coffey
16.Best Friends
It takes a friend
to pick you up when you fall,
It takes a good friends
to pick you up and wipe away the tears
It takes a best friend
to laugh in your face
by Rachelle Donnell
Friends are simply amazing. There are people you can be free with, you can be completely open with, and you can share your secrets and memories with them. These Funny Friendship Poems describe such people. They bring joy and happiness to your life in more than one way.
You can use any of these Funny Friendship Poems for your friends to show them how much you love and care for them! We hope you enjoyed your read.
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