Harry Potter erotica may have begun as a well-liked children’s book series, but they published the first book in 20 years, and the original readers are now all adults.
Harry Potter Erotica
They must be eager for their favourite characters to mature as well because three ardent fans started a podcast dedicated to the greatest sexy fanfiction for the Harry Potter Erotica.
Let’s just say Myrtle isn’t the only character now whining.
Whatever your interests, if you’re a fan of Harry Potter (and who isn’t?), there’s a Harry Potter erotica fiction out there just for you.
We combed the internet for the best Harry Potter erotica, and from now on, we’re enabling you to access a collection of the web’s sexy Wizarding World shows.
1. Harry Potter and the Natural 20 by Sir Poley
This story blends the worlds of Harry Potter and Dungeons and Dragons for a 74-chapter epic adventure.
2. Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis by Enigmaris
An unfinished, AU, gender-bent fiction that has 61 chapters and counting, Holly Potter and the Midlife Crisis follows the “Girl Who Lived” as she’s thrust into Marvel’s Avengers Universe.
3. The Havoc Side of the Force by Tsu Doh Nimh
Harry Potter Erotica and Star Wars Anakin Skywalker meet in one of the fandom’s most popular crossover fiction, with over 15,000 favourites on Fanfiction.net.
Draco and Hermione (Dramione)
1. Isolation by Bex-chan
It takes place right after the Half-Blood Prince and has received more than 16,000 reviews.
Hermione stays at Hogwarts while Harry and Ron search for Horcruxes.
To ensure his safety, Draco is hiding out at the school and is housed in Hermione’s dorm.
2. Rebuilding by Colubrina
With over 38,000 reviews, rebuilding follows Draco and Hermione as they fall in love after returning to rebuild Hogwarts after the war.
3. Manacled by SenLinYu
In a world where Harry was killed in the war, Voldemort orders the wizarding community to repopulate, resulting in Hermione’s forced surrogacy as she holds an important Order of the Phoenix secret.
4. Hot for Teacher by MotherofBulls
As a single parent, Draco notices that his son Scorpius has a crush on his Hogwarts teacher, who’s none other than Hermione Granger.
1. The Aurors by FloreatCastellum
Harry settles into adult life with Ginny as an established AURORE. But now he’s been partnered with a bothersome idolizing trainee.
2. A Black Comedy by Nonjon
With over 6,300 reviews on Fanfiction.net, A Black Comedy is an AU that finds Harry and Sirius on an adventure of “drunken debauchery” two years after the defeat of Voldemort.
3. Ghost of You by Blacktag189
Picking up moments after the end of the Second Wizarding War, Ghost of You follows Harry and Ginny’s romance as they adapt to a world without Voldemort.
4. The First Day by Little0bird
Another narrative that takes place immediately after The Deathly Hallows is “littl0bird’s” canon-compliant tale, which follows Harry Potter Erotica and Ginny’s romance as they grieve in the days following the Battle at Hogwarts.
Alternative Universe (AU)
1. Swung by Serafim by flamethrower
The 45-chapter epic re-imagines Harry and Ron’s third year in Hogwarts…if Gilderoy Lockhart had successfully Believed them in The Chamber of Secrets.
2. Prince of the Dark Kingdom by Mizuni-sama
A renowned AU multi-year Prince of the Dark Kingdom is an abandoned 126-chapter story. It tackles a world in which Voldemort rules and he and Harry become…friends?
3. Harry Potter and the Methods of Rationality by Less Wrong
In this 122-chapter story, Harry is a science-fiction-obsessed boy wizard raised by his Aunt Petunia—who’s married to a biochemist.
4. A Dealer Not a Death Eater by Jaxon
In the years leading up to the first Wizarding War, Lily Evans is in-love with Severus Snape instead of James Potter.
5. Text Talk by Merlywhirls
In this modern AU, while in boarding school, Sirius Black accidentally texts Remus Lupin—who’s stuck in the hospital. But what starts out as an innocent mistake turns into something more?
6. Delenda Est by Lord Silvere
An adult Harry Potter Erotica travels back in time and meets a young, mysterious Bellatrix, Lestrange, who he soon partners up with, to change the course of history.
7. Harry Potter and the Prince of Slytherin by The Sinister Man
At over one million words and 132 chapters, the story follows a Harry Potter who was sorted into Slytherin. He also has a brother named Jim who’s believed to be the Boy Who Lived.
8. The Best Revenge by Arsinoe de Blassenville
This fiction answers one question: What if Snape had rescued Harry from the guardianship of the Dursleys?
Harry and Hermione (Harmony)
1. A Marauder’s Plan by CatsAreCool
An AU with over 2,000 favourites that have Sirius remains in England in order to watch over Harry.
2. The Reclamation of Black Magic by ShayaLonnie
This AU spans Harry’s seven years at Hogwarts in a world where the Black family reclaims their magical dominance to change the wizarding world forever.
3. Harry Potter and the Future’s Past by DriftWood1965
The day after the Battle of Hogwarts, the Goddess of Love provides Harry and Hermione with the chance to go back in time.
4. Escape by SingularOddities
A Marriage Law goes into place during Hermione’s sixth year, causing her to make an unexpected choice.
1. The Life and Times by Jewels5
Though abandoned and not updated since 2015, this nearly complete dramatic adventure depicts James and Lily Potter’s beautiful love story in the years leading up to their deaths.
2. The Rise and Fall of the Stag and Doe by SiriusUntiltheVeryEnd
Another favourite take on James and Lily’s romance during their years in Hogwarts, leading up to their last days. (Warning: it’s 95 chapters).
3. All the Young Dudes by MsKingBean89
Focusing on a much-loved fandom ship, Remus and Sirius, this very long 188-chapter multi-year slow burn chart the Marauders’ lives during and after Hogwarts.
4. The Electric Fizzing Prick Pistols, or Whatever by Whitmans_kiss
This charming one-shot follows the Marauders through their Hogwarts years: James paired with Lily and Sirius with Remus.
5. We Were Infinite by WolfstarPups90
Another fiction that follows the Marauders through Hogwarts and beyond, focusing on Remus and Sirius, and Lily and James—only this one is 106 chapters and counting, last updated in 2019.
1. Eros and Psyche by RZZMG
Eros and Psyche, the largest and smuttiest Harry Potter Erotica, is an alternate universe in which our favourite Hogwarts students engage in an explicit magical card game that reveals their deepest desires.
It has 67 chapters and is unfinished. Hermione and Draco, Blaise Zabini and Ginny, and Ron and Pansy Parkinson are some examples of pairings.
2. Problem by Katatonic25
Hermione and Draco are grown and sexy ministry officials who find sizzling comfort in one another.
3. A Big Happy Weasley Family by WerewolfWarriro
Harry, um, services just about every member of the Weasley family. And yes, this includes a threesome with Ron and Hermione.
4. Harry Potter and the Sword of Gryffindor by Cloneserpents
In this beloved erotic comedy with over 1,000 reviews, Harry leads his friends on a Horcrux hunt after reading a magical book that gives him special powers.
Draco and Harry (Drarry)
1. Azoth by Zeitgeistic
Every Drarry fan should read this extremely popular fiction. After defeating Voldemort in the Second World War, Harry and Hermione return to Hogwarts to finish their seventh and final year.
The Boy Who Lived, however, is unable to resist falling in love with Draco Malfoy, therefore there are many passionate encounters between the two.
2. The Incredible Race by Cheryl Dyson
Now Aurors, Harry, and Draco are obligated to participate in a nationally televised race so the Ministry of Magic gains free publicity. The only problem? They hate each other.
3. Then Comes a Mist and a Weeping Rain by Faith Wood
A Harry Potter Erotica with over 21,000 words, it’s a sweet rom-com that features a moody Draco whose emotions manifest into a floating cloud over his head. (Literally and figuratively).
4. Tea and No Sympathy by Who_la_hoop
In a Draco Malfoy meets Groundhog Day fiction, the Slytherin relives the same 24-hour period over and over again, but he soon finds himself falling for a certain Boy Who Lived.
1. Take the Tumble by Kittenshift17
Rose Weasley and Scorpius Malfoy hate each other, but they succumb to an irresistible challenge, proving their passionate rivalry is more than it seems.
2. Must Have Done Something Right by MissPronounced
In this romance, Albus Potter and Scorpius Malfoy finally come face-to-face in their sixth year at Hogwarts.
3. Harry Potter and the Conspiracy of Blood by CambAngst
In this murder mystery, which takes place years after the Battle of Hogwarts, Harry and four generations of his family fight to survive against an unknown foe.
4. Try and Tri Again by Joeygirl1994
The son of Tonks and Remus, Teddy Lupin, is now dating Victoire, the daughter of Bill and Fleur Weasley, but her decision to compete in the Tri-Wizard Tournament jeopardized their relationship.
Hermione and Severus
1. Pet Project by Caeria
In this fanfiction, which has over 13,000 favourites on Fanfiction.net, Hermione overhears a secret discussion about Professor Snape, which sparks an odd relationship.
2. The Contract by Stellastarr
Law forces Hermione to marry Lucius Malfoy, leading her to seek Professor Snape for help.
3. Forbidden by Savageland
Hermione is involved in a search for two missing Hogwarts pupils ten years after the Battle of Hogwarts, and the investigation appears to point to the recently deceased Severus Snape.
4. Inkstains by Zigadenus
Hermione is suffering from the emotional effects of the war and her tumultuous divorce from Ron in this unfinished 52-chapter fanfiction.
Three devoted fans established a podcast on the best erotic fanfiction for the Harry Potter series, so they must be eager for their favourite characters to develop as well. Just to let you know, Myrtle isn’t the only one whining right now.
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